London Naked Bike Ride is an annual nude cycling event in protest against car culture and oil dependency. London protesters will ride naked through the city streets with slogans painted on their backs including ‘Burn Fat Not Oil’, ‘Less Gas More Ass’ or (in our opinion) the best ‘Energy Is Renude’.
London Naked Bike Ride Starting Points and Times
There will be seven starting points: Tower Hill, Regents Park, West Norwood, Hyde Park, Clapham Junction, Kew Bridge, and Deptford.
Full nudity is optional; some people cycle in their underwear for personal modesty/chafing reasons. But if you’re brave enough to bare all, remember it’s considered bad form to disrobe before the start of the ride.
Confirmed departure points
Tower Hill, 14:00 assembly, 14:45 departure, Trinity Square Gardens EC3N 4DJ
West Norwood, 12:00 assembly, 14:30 departure, 242 Norwood Rd, SE27 9AW.
Clapham Junction, 14:30 assembly, 14:45 departure, Grant Road, SW11 2NU
Deptford, 13:00 assembly, 14:00 departure, Matchstick Piehouse, SE8 5HD
Kew Bridge, 13:30 assembly, 13:45 departure, North end of Kew Bridge, W4 3NQ. This is an optional feeder ride which will join the Clapham Junction riders.
Hyde Park, 14:00 assembly, 15:00 departure, North Carriage Drive, near Marble Arch, nearest post code: W2 2ET
Regents Park, 14:20 assembly, 14:50 departure, Outer Circle, near NW1 4NA